Friday, January 30, 2009

Celebutards: The Hollywood Hacks, Limousine Liberals, And Pandering Politicians Who Are Destroying America by Andrea Peyser

FOREWORD: WHAT IS A CELEBUTARD?

ce - leb – u – tard (suh – LEB – yu – tard) noun:

  1. A famous person with a grandiose notion of his own importance and contribution to the known universe.
  2. A human being of sub-par intellect, oversized ego and colossal bank account, whose existence represents a drag on the food chain, waste of oxygen and severe annoyance.
  3. An egregious moron. (Origin: from the Latin celebutardus Paris Hiltonus maximum Baldwinus

“Sacrificing American soldiers or innocent civilians in an unprecedented pre-emptive attack on a separate, sovereign nation may well prove itself a most temporary medicine.”
— Sean Penn ad in the Washington Post, October 18, 2002.

“I think life’s an irrational obsession.”
— Sean Penn in Entertainment Weekly, August 8, 1997.

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